And I would really appreciate any form of motivation that you could muster, so it didn’t feel like I was trudging in a void like a fucking ghost alone, okay, cheers.
Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
Why? Is it special popcorn? Does it produce some kind of dizzying high or…?
If there was popcorn that produced dizzying highs, I would be at the movie theater all the damn time.
But what I really was thinking was this.